Wardrobe Daydreams/Nightmares

I'm preggers again. I'm already missing my regular clothes. And all the maternity stuff I can find is either grotesque (horrendous photographic props* or t-shirts with 'humorous' captions), or I like it but the model is too self-satisfied or wearing too much foundation… see above and below. 

And then I found Andreea Lofgon on Etsy. Ah haaaaaaaaaaaa. 

I could wear these as pyjamas too right? 

And these are all the colours it comes in! ARGH! 

*I'm not going to post a photo, I won't lower the standards of my blog that far: if you feel you must, here. But I flipping warned you.